The Mickey Mouse Club

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The Mickey Mouse Club is a large, heavy stick used to control crowds at Disney's many theme parks around the world. The original club, made of fine hickory wood, was laminated and currently hangs on the wall of Disney's CEO, Steve Jobs. Current Mickey Mouse clubs are made of a titanium alloy.

For those who refuse to budge in the face of the Mickey Mouse club, Disney has an even more fearsome weapon: a well-trained team of corporate lawyers.