Talk:Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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I don't know what kind of moron thinks that Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a TV show -- the only Buffy I ever heard of was a movie. It starred Hillary Swank, that guy from Blade Runner -- not Han Solo, that other guy -- and that guy from the kid's show who was always touching himself inappropriately.

Maybe whatever moron wrote that entry saw the movie one day when it was airing on television and thought it was a TV program. I don't know how morons think. But obviously, this entry is the work of a moron or, more likely, some collection of morons whose size and scope of moronity has yet to be determined.

Morons.

"Cookie dough?"

Man, what was I thinking? I can't believe I fell for that lame analogy.

She just had go appealing to my well-documented love of cookies. -- Liam

That explains a lot...

... about that double chin of yours, Pillsbury.

By the way, mate -- I got no problems with cookie dough, m'self. Tasted bloody marvelous. -- William

All right, that's it!

I put up with the cracks about the hair, but enough's enough.

And by the way? Astronauts could so beat cavemen. -- Liam