Rupert Murdoch

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From his temple of human bones in the black, terrible wastelands of Australia, Rupert Murdoch waits. And watches. And plans.

Born before the time of Genesis, Rupert Murdoch began his life working for God, but soon he began his first takeover bid, dooming him to hell (otherwise known as Australia). From here on in it's been downhill ever since.

He is currently the CEO of News Corporation (formerly Mordor, Inc.).

He gains all his sustenance from the suffering of others.

Rupert Murdoch considers his greatest triumph to be the "Applegate" incident in the garden of Eden, dooming us all to have an insatiable need for his drivel.