Rob Schneider

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Rob Schneider (b. 1916 Gulfcart-um-Stratte, Bavaria) is an actor, alleged comedian and Nazi war criminal wanted for crimes against filmgoing humanity. He was part of Special Group 62, an SS unit that planned to infiltrate Hollywood and inject Nazi propaganda into American films. After an accident involving nerve gas and a cattle prod, Schneider was thrown into a state of suspended animation until 1990, when he was discovered and awakened by noted doomsday cultist and Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels.

The years of suspended animation twisted Schneider's brain, removing his Nazi programming, but turning him into a misanthrope intent on murdering humanity by making it too stupid to advance. He is now wanted by the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague for four counts of contributing to the stupidification of mankind, one count of genocide against the innocent phrase "You can do it!", and a special count of Unnecessary Sequels for his recent Deuce Bigalow atrocities.