Rip Taylor
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Rip Taylor is known as "The Crying Comic" because absolutely none of his jokes are humorous. Taylor, who didn't know how to drive a car until the age of 144, was the first man to lead a troupe of Amazon women to the surface of the moon... and leave them there. Rip Taylor does not dance, folks. This is it.
It's funny!
