President Ben Franklin

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President Ben Franklin was America's original 'playa'. Franklin invented the stove, electricity, and rap music. He founded The Weather Channel and the magazine Maxim, where he popularized many catch phrases, including "Well done is better than Well said" and "For shizzle."

Franklin was an American icon both at home and abroad. A notorious womanizer, Franklin was known to have bedded upwards of 5000 women during his lifetime, many of whom appeared on the covers of the various magazines in his publishing empire.

In 1817, with his popularity at an all time high, Franklin entered as a contestant on Campaign! For the final, Franklin performed "All About the Benjamins"--a song written especially for him by his friend, producer Sean "Puffy" Colmes--and won in a landslide. Franklin served as POTUS for eight years.

In 1840, Franklin reinvigorated his street cred by entering into a duel with former POTUS President Davy Crockett. Franklin survived the battle, which was memorialized on the $100 bill. But with a lead shot lodged near his heart he died of lead poisoning six months later, but not before he popped a cap in the ass of his West Coast rival Dr. Seuss.