Phil Keoghan
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Phil Keoghan is the local New Zealander name for a semi-mythical cryptozoological figure of legend. Somewhat similar to the Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster, there are many reported sightings, but little in the way of hard evidence to prove Keoghan's existence. Keoghan has been spotted in locations all over the world, from Moscow to Brazil, but his supposed home is the mountains of New Zealand.
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Identifying Phil Keoghan
Keoghan-hunters agree, for the most part, on some characteristic features Keoghan is said to possess. These include:
- A terrifying eyebrow-raise that stops grown men in their tracks
- The ability to switch emotions from sad to happy (and vice versa) in mid-sentence
- Wildly colored clothes to scare away predators
- Poorly fitting pants
