One Ocean View
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FOR RENT: One Ocean View, summer share beach house available for weekend getaways on Fire Island. Landlord seeking about a dozen men and women from the New York area for fun, romance and excitement in the sun. Must enjoy heavy alcohol consumption, reality television shows and interpersonal drama. Must not be overweight, old, overly responsible, reasonably intelligent or like personal privacy. Ideal candidates are those who always wanted to be on The Apprentice, The Real World and Road Rules but got turned down because of their 9 to 5 weekday jobs. If this sounds like you, call Steve Jobs at the ABC Television network.
