Fred Savage

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Fred Savage is sick in bed and doesn't want to hear Columbo read him a girly story with kissing. Fred Savage has a younger brother who's so great at video games, getting him to the contest where Nintendo has no product placement whatsoever is more important that a hot little redhead who kisses him anyway. Fred Savage pines after a sulty little brunette minx with the unlikely name of Danica McKellar, I mean Winnie Cooper, who never quite gives him a ride on the carousel of love except maybe at the very end of the TV series but we never actually see it.

Fred Savage is perhaps a bigger dork than you.