Eva Longoria

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Eva Longoria -- a beautiful, beautiful girl. And quite the performer in the bedroom from what I hear.

Now I'm not saying she's loose, but the other day, she got a new mini-skirt and people were complimenting her on her new belt.

I don't like to imply that she gets around a bit, but I hear that she's like a bus -- for 50 cents, everyone gets a ride.

C'mon, folks, we're having a good time here! These are the jokes, ladies and gentlemen!

You know I stopped by Eva Longoria's house the other day, and outside her bedroom, she had one of those Take-A-Number dispensers installed. Like they have at the deli!

Mmmmmm.... I could really go for a pastrami right now.

You've been wonderful, folks! I'll be at the open-mike night at Billy's Chuckle Lounge next Wednesday!

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