Emily's Reasons Why Not

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Emily's Reasons Why Not:

1. I'm not John Stamos.
2. Blond ringlets are, unfortunately, out this year.
3. Tectonic plates shifting unexpectedly.
4. Pretty face, check. Lithe frame, check. Comedic talent, not so much.
5. I was cursed by Warren Littlefield in infancy.
6. Because it would make the baby Jesus cry.
7. Sometimes people just don't watch some TV shows.
8. Because Two and a Half Dads and 24 were on at the same time.
9. Why? I mean, in the first place?