Eddie Murphy

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Eddie Murphy was once an extremely funny stand-up comedian and Saturday Night Live performer. After his movie Eddie Murphy: Raw, the government decided he was too funny and too raunchy to be allowed to perform, so he was taken to Area 51 and replaced with a clone that was manufactured by Disney. For the most part, Eddie Murphy's clone has made bland, innofensive family films about fat people, talking animals, screaming kids and vacations to other planets. Occasionaly, the real Eddie Murphy escapes and propositions transvestites, but the government's Entertainment Division (a subsidiary of NewsCorp) keeps a close eye on him at all times.