E-Ring

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An E-Ring is that thing that teenagers stick through their noses and belly buttons. Seems like they always drop their E-Rings down the sink and clog it up. Years ago, only girls wore those things, and only on their ears. Nowadays, it looks like all the young people wear them, even the geeky ones. Down at the local strip mall they sell E-Rings for cheaper than a bottle of water. Makes one wonder where our nation is headed.