Charles Barkley

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Charles Barkley, sometimes known as Sir Charles, is the only athlete known to have beaten Godzilla in a fair fight. Since that epic battle, he has used his fame to convince people to join the dreaded Nike cult. His random appearances on sports related programs and even on channels having little to do with sports are calculated to confuse the masses, making them easy prey for Nike.