Charisma Carpenter

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Charisma Carpenter. How can you possibly think about Cylons now?
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Charisma Carpenter. How can you possibly think about Cylons now?

Cloned from the cells of a former cheerleader, the aptly named Charisma Carpenter is much too hot to be an actual human. Instead, she is a vat-grown life-like female seductress–developed in the bowels of the skunkworks at the Church of Scientology–designed to distract human males from the advances of the Cylons. She does this by subtly and slowly removing her clothes over the course of her television career, from Cordelia Chase on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel to Inara on Firefly to finally Kendall Casablancas on Veronica Mars, where she manages to wear only a towel most of the time.

So far there have been no complaints.

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