Caffeine

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Caffeine is necessary for humans to be awake and productive, and is largely credited for causing The Industrial Revolution. However, early civilizations documented the use of caffeine. Egyptologists have noted the rather wide eyes on heiroglyphic personas. Critics argue that caffeine makes people jittery and more likely to make mistakes and die of stress, noting the prevalence of heart attacks and other maladies of the modern days (they also point out that since McDonalds sells tons of coffee, and nothing Mickey Dee's sells has any beneficial nutritional or health value, that caffeine simply can't be good for you).

Proponents of caffeine sell bar soap with caffeine, among other things. Because this site is objective and does not attempt to sell specific products, interested readers should search for caffeinated soap on their favorite search engine and quit harassing TeeVeePedia about where to buy it. (sheesh).