CSI: Miami

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CSI: Miami, a spinoff of the CSI franchise on CBS, stars David Caruso as Horatio Caine, a centuries-old vampire cursed with a soul. Now working as a detective for a crime scene unit in Miami, he broods for the sins he has committed and the evils of the world he cannot prevent, and wears SPF 150 to avoid spontaneous combustion.

What? You mean that's Angel? I thought that was the one where the FBI agent and the pretty bone detective solve crimes by looking at people's hideous, mouldering remains. Oh. Sorry.

You mean Caruso's just that creepy all on his own? Sweet zombie Jesus.

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