CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is, inexplicably, the most popular TV show in America.

No, seriously -- what the hell is wrong with you people? Real life isn't awful enough for you that you need to watch a series of increasingly grisly murders while a pudgy, little bearded guy wanders around tossing off light-hearted puns about dismembered corpses for 50 minutes, only to spend the last two minutes of the episode feigning indignation about the inhumanity of it all? "Boy, all this death and destruction in the newspaper is really getting me down," you say to yourself. "You know what would take my mind off my troubles? Watching some hardbodied blond woman get cut into pieces with a paring knife in slow motion with plenty of close-ups and cutaways to the splatter." Is that how your sick monkey mind works?

No, probably not -- that scenario rests on the assumption that you read a newspaper.

I don't have a problem, lady. You're the one with the problem.

Hmmm? What? Oh, the description...

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is set in Las Vegas and features a team of forensics experts who use science and moxie to painstakingly solve the crime. Airing on CBS, it has spawned a number of spinoff programs.

It is also enjoyed primarily by a viewership of sick fucks.

What?