British Ontario

From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.

British Ontario, formerly known as Ontario and Canadian Ontario, was founded by setttlers from New Brunswick, Trebek and Vineland in hopes of spreading the sport of hockey across the land. Finding the land deserted, the settlers founded the small village of Toronto and built Ontario's first hockey rink. Over time, more teams were founded and villages built to house supportive fans.

Under the despotic rule of King Friday XIII, Ontario and the rest of hockey suffered through a disastrous expansion policy as teams were organized across the state, one every 3 kilometers (about 10 miles in normal, non-Canadian distance). Young boys were forced to move to Ontario and play for the newly organized teams. Among those forced to move there was the young Gretzky and Jerome Iginla. The maniacal king apparently had hopes of expanding the sport all the way to South America. Once his tyrannical reign was ended most of the new teams quickly folded.

As part of the treaty ending the War Against Canada, each Canadian state was given the option of being governed by Canada, America or England. Ontario was one of three Canadian states to choose rule by England. Ontario's name was then changed to "British Ontario" for reasons that remain unclear.