Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is an Austrian-American actor born in Provo, Utah to the Greek God Zeus and Zsa Zsa Gabor. He is mostly known for starring in 1980's action movies. He starred in such movies as Kindergarten Commando and The Pregnant Terminator. He is married to Kennedy family patriarch Sargent Shriver. Arnold was also the Governor of California, but has since become CEO and Supreme Ruler of CalFitness ever since he turned California into a giant gym.

Some speculate that Arnold Schwarzenegger got his Olympian physique through hard work and body building, but in fact, he was transformed through a mystic ceremony performed by his long-time spiritual leader and personal sorcerer Doug Henning during the Nazi Blitz of London.