Angus MacGyver

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Angus "Tim" MacGyver is the most brilliant man alive. Famed for his love of hockey and unerring ability to build a functioning nuclear bomb out of duct tape, chewing gum, and a bag of kitty litter, he achieved greatest prominence as a freelance troubleshooter for the Phoenix Foundation. You might say he's also an occasional baseball announcer for Fox.

After six years saving the world at the Phoenix Foundation, he was forced into hiding following threats from notorious international terrorist Murdoc. Years later, he resurfaced in Colorado under the alias "Jack O'Neill," having joined the U.S. Army and worked his way up to the rank of colonel. For eight years, he led a classified military program, until profound boredom and a complete lack of interest led him to step down. He is currently serving as a consultant to the MasterCard corporation.