Andy Griffith

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You wanna talk about Andy Griffith? Man, that guy is old.

How old is Andy Griffith? He is so old his memory is in black-and-white!

That Andy Griffith is so old, his first car was a chariot.

Did I say that he was old? So old in fact, his copy of The Bible is autographed!

Andy Griffith is so old, his birth certificate expired.

Hey, I love this guy. He also starred in The Andy Griffith Show and Salvage One. Let's give Andy Griffith a big hand, ladies and gentlemen! At his age, he needs it!

That's my time. Enjoy Bachman Turner Overdrive.

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