Al-Gebra

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Al-Gebra (Arabic = Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb) is the largest organization of terrorists in the world. Run by Osama Bin Laden and with operatives all over the Middle East, Al-Gebra seeks to spread fear across the Earth by blowing up stuff and by confusing high-school and college students. The group is known to have set up splinter cells in schools all over, even in the United States.

If you see anybody with an interest in Al-Gebra, or have reason to suspect that a cell of Al-Gebra operatives is located in a school near you, please notify your local Department of Homeland Security or S.H.I.E.L.D. office immediately.